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tacoart:

friends

Somehow the first thing I pick up on is the contrast between the speech diction. One uses the phrases “I’m” and “You’re” while the other uses the expanded form “I am” and “You are”

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senilesnake:

I don’t even know anymore.

3 days ago - 432

heartless:

It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

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me: wow i have so much work to do
me: --goes on tumblr--
me: --watches a movie--
me: --writes a novel--
me: --teaches myself sitar--
me: --climbs a mountain--
me: why am i not getting anything done
amandaonwriting:

Literary Birthday - 28 April
Happy Birthday, Terry Pratchett, born 28 April 1948
12 Quotes On Writing
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
You can’t build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I’m not writing ‘The A-Team’ - if there’s a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.
I have to write because if I don’t get something down then after a while I feel it’s going to bang the side of my head off.
You can’t die with an unfinished book.
I’ve always felt that what I have going for me is not my imagination, because everyone has an imagination. What I have is a relentlessly controlled imagination. What looks like wild invention is actually quite carefully calculated.
No one’s policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head analysing what you think about things, and a philosophy comes.
In the first book of my Discworld series, published more than 26 years ago, I introduced Death as a character; there was nothing particularly new about this - death has featured in art and literature since medieval times, and for centuries we have had a fascination with the Grim Reaper.
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
And one more on life: I believe it should be possible for someone stricken with a serious and ultimately fatal illness to choose to die peacefully with medical help, rather than suffer.
Pratchett is an English author of fantasy novels who was awarded the World Fantasy Life Achievement Award in 2010. He is best known for the Discworld series. Pratchett has sold more than 70 million books in 37 languages. He was appointed Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) and was knighted for services to literature in the 2009 New Year Honours. Pratchett announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer’s disease in 2007.
by Amanda Patterson for Writers Write

amandaonwriting:

Literary Birthday - 28 April

Happy Birthday, Terry Pratchett, born 28 April 1948

12 Quotes On Writing

  1. Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
  2. You can’t build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened people are running around with edged weaponry, there are deaths. Stupid deaths, usually. I’m not writing ‘The A-Team’ - if there’s a fight going on, people will get hurt. Not letting this happen would be a betrayal.
  3. Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
  4. Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.
  5. I have to write because if I don’t get something down then after a while I feel it’s going to bang the side of my head off.
  6. You can’t die with an unfinished book.
  7. I’ve always felt that what I have going for me is not my imagination, because everyone has an imagination. What I have is a relentlessly controlled imagination. What looks like wild invention is actually quite carefully calculated.
  8. No one’s policing their own minds more than an author. You spend a lot of time in your own head analysing what you think about things, and a philosophy comes.
  9. In the first book of my Discworld series, published more than 26 years ago, I introduced Death as a character; there was nothing particularly new about this - death has featured in art and literature since medieval times, and for centuries we have had a fascination with the Grim Reaper.
  10. Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
  11. I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
  12. They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

And one more on life: I believe it should be possible for someone stricken with a serious and ultimately fatal illness to choose to die peacefully with medical help, rather than suffer.

Pratchett is an English author of fantasy novels who was awarded the World Fantasy Life Achievement Award in 2010. He is best known for the Discworld series. Pratchett has sold more than 70 million books in 37 languages. He was appointed Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) and was knighted for services to literature in the 2009 New Year Honours. Pratchett announced that he was suffering from early-onset Alzheimer’s disease in 2007.

by Amanda Patterson for Writers Write

(Source: writerswrite.co.za, via fuckyeahterrypratchett)

Charles Dance as Lord Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork in Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal

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WHATS WITH THE TAGS

WHAI

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esphorus:

i’m a lazy butt so i tried out colors before it had a proper lining
sorry for inactivity recently real life problems cut off my internet and will be cutting it until i graduate high school or smth i dont know
i’m just sneaking on the desktop to post this then i’ll be gone again
that said i dunno if i can finish this properly without being able to search for references online… oh well

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

esphorus:

i’m a lazy butt so i tried out colors before it had a proper lining

sorry for inactivity recently real life problems cut off my internet and will be cutting it until i graduate high school or smth i dont know

i’m just sneaking on the desktop to post this then i’ll be gone again

that said i dunno if i can finish this properly without being able to search for references online… oh well

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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thelegendofmaddi:

stephaniesearches:

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING

oh my GOD

thelegendofmaddi:

stephaniesearches:

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING

oh my GOD

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Harry Potter and the Deathly Potato
Rise of the Guardians: Rise of the Potato
Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck-It Potato
City of Ember: City of Potato
The Avengers: Potato Avengers
Pitch Perfect: Potato Perfect
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief: Percy Jackson and the Lightning Potato
Back to the Future: Back to the Potato
Alice in Wonderland: Potato in Wonderland
Super 8: Super Potato
The Secret World of Arrietty: Secret World of Potato
Spirited Away: Spirited Potato
The Lord of the Rings: The Lord of the Potato
Crazy, Stupid, Love: Crazy, Stupid, Potato
I Am Number Four: I Am Potato Four
Star Wars: Potato Wars
The Adventures of Tintin: The Potato of Tintin
Happy Feet: Potato Feet
In Time: Potato Time
Sucker Punch: Potato Punch
Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Rise of the Planet of the Potato
Fast Five: Fast Potato
Clash of the Titans: Potato of the Titans
Resident Evil: Potato Evil
A Perfect Getaway: A Potato Getaway
Hugo: Potato